A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow rain."The next day it rained.
A week later,the Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow storm."The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible,"said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However,after several successful predictions,the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him."I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,"said the director,"and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders."Don't know,"he said."Radio is broken."
2、A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right,son,"asked the father,"What does that show you?"
"Well,Dad,it shows that if you drink alcohol,you will not have worms."
3、A man sat at a bar,had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender:"What's the matter?Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man:"We had a fight,and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender:"That should make you happy."
The man:"No,the month is up today!"
4、The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa."Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined$$20 the first time.Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined$$60.Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of$$180.Are there any questions?"At this moment,a male student in the crowd inquires,"Umm...How much for a season pass?"
5、Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?
Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.
Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?
Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.