1. Sleep last night, a slap by his wife wake up, ask why so hard pinch her?
Well, actually, I dream of pinching that kind of packaging plastic foam. One of them can't be broken!
2. Wife: "husband, you never said I was beautiful."
Husband: "honey, I promised you that I would never cheat you."
3. I finished cooking with my wife at home. I said, "you will wash the bowl of ammonia later
Wife: "the way you talk to yourself is really funny!"
4. I went to the grave with my wife. Because I was in a hurry, I found that I didn't bring money to the grave, so I asked my wife to buy it! I was sitting there alone smoking, and then came a couple of lovers!
They asked me: Why are you sitting here alone?